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And the best of the lot ..........


 


  • praveen

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    Total Posts:209
    Location:Bahrain
  • Posted On: 11/Mar/2003 14:37:14
    And the best of the lot ..........
    A man was leaving for his office in the morning when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse. About 50 feet Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him were 200 men walking in a single line. The guy couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said "Sir, I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" The man replied "Well, that first hearse is for my wife." "What happened to her?" The man replied "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. "Sir, could I borrow that dog?" "Get in line." :+

    - Praveen

  • praveen

    Rank:Member
    Total Posts:209
    Location:Bahrain
  • Posted On: 31/May/2003 7:33:11
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    Very good joke .(

    - Praveen
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