praveen Rank:Member Total Posts:209 Location:Bahrain
Posted On: 11/Mar/2003 14:37:14
And the best of the lot .......... A man was leaving for his office in the morning when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery. A long black
hearse was followed by a second long black hearse. About 50 feet Behind
the second hearse
was a solitary man walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him were 200
men walking in a single
line. The guy couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached
the man walking the dog
and said "Sir, I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never
seen a funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?" The man replied "Well, that first hearse is for
my
wife." "What happened
to her?" The man replied "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired
further, "Well, who is in
the second hearse?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying
to help my wife
when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of
silence
passes between the
two men. "Sir, could I borrow that dog?" "Get in line."
:+
- Praveen
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Wow
My STAMP ON LALETTAN
